These hoes chase bread, oh damn, she got a bird brainĪnd y'all nothing but trill in me, aww man, silly me ![]() That's what put me on, that's what got me hereĪnd everything that I do is my first name.('B I G) I stick to my guns, that's what made me rich I mean for real, look how you feel Fuck your two cents if it ain't going towards the bill yeahĪnd everyday I wake up celebrating shit why? cuz I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bitch Ima answer that shit like, "I don't fuck with you" ![]() I see you calling, I'll be making it quick Then you post it up, thinking that it's makin me sick I heard you got a new man, I see you taking a pic Than to be fucking with you little stupid assīitch I don't give a fuck about you or anything that you doĭon't give a fuck about you, or anything that you do I got a million trillion things I'd rather fucking do You lil, you lil dumb ass bitch I aint fucking with you To be fair, “Fist Fight” could be worse but not by much.You little stupid ass bitch I aint fucking with you And even though Bell’s oblivious weirdo schtick is getting tired, it’s still not nearly as tired as the schtick her “Workaholic’s” cohort Adam Devine still forces down our throats. In supporting roles, “Breaking Bad’s”ĭean Norris and “Mad Men’s” Christina Hendricks are both underutilized but amusing in their glorified cameo roles. As in the grimly unfunny “Ride Along” movies, Cube commits eerily to his character and gives a far funnier performance than the movie deserves. Luckily, even though the premise is flawed and the screenplay sloppy, “Fist Fight” is at the very least blessed with a strong cast. Although a mere 91 minutes, “Fist Fight” seems twice as long. Things basically happen until they don’t. “Three O’Clock High,” there’s no real sense of time in “Fist Fight.” Unlike its obvious inspiration, the semi-cult favorite The faculty re-interviewing for their jobs during a school day and why are actual classes conducted on the last day of school? If every teacher is under review, why do they seem to come and go from their jobs whenever they please and why do they curse loudly in front of the students?Ībsolutely nothing makes sense in this movie and first-time feature filmmaker Richie Keen exacerbates things with his meandering, improvisatory pacing. Granted, “Fist Fight” is a comedy, but shouldn’t some part of it be grounded in reality? Why is In what weird cynical universe is a person’s 911 call met with mocking laughter? Where a teacher is allowed to stay on school grounds after making terroristic threats and is caught attacking a student with an axe, “Fist Fight” seems to view Day’s reluctance to fight an unstable switchblade wielding man who thinks coffee machines work when you shout at them as the cowardly acts of a craven pussy. None of it works but along the way Day learns to stand up for himself and blah, de, blah, de, fart, fart. Day, in turn, tries everything he can to get out of it, including, bribing the student who was attacked by Cube with a Macbook Pro in order to get him to retract his complaint, framing Cube for possessing drugs and tricking Cube into fighting a white supremacist instead. Refocuses all of his anger on Day by challenging him to a fist fight after school. ![]() The other hand, plays an intense, possibly psychotic history teacher who isn’t above attacking students with a fire axe.ĭuring the last day of the school year - which inexplicably not only coincides with “Senior Prank Day” but with the faculty forced to re-interview for their jobs after extreme, department-wide budget cuts – Day rats out Cube after he severely disciplines a student.Ĭube, who, at least initially, was planning on “going postal” on the school administration, instead In “Fist Fight” Charlie Day plays a spineless English teacher who allows the students and faculty of a decaying Georgia high school to walk all over him. At times “Fist Fight” feels like it was written by that neighbor who yells at you from their bedroom window because you were standing too close to their nephew’s car. Sass mouth would be reduced significantly if teachers were just allowed to let their fire axes do the talkin’.
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